What are your 10 laws of manhood? How to be a geek?

What are your 10 laws of manhood?

1. Don't initiate a conversation with the female gender until and unless needed. Don't try to impress her. It's useless. They don't care.
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3. Don't show PDA on your loved one. Protect her dignity everywhere. Make her feel secure when she is with you. Don't make her feel insecure.
4. You don't go to office to date your female colleague. You go to work and earn money and make livelihood.
5. Listen more, talk less .
6. If someone is in trouble, help them. Don't expect anything in return.
7. Always maintain half the tank of fuel in your car/bike.
8. No use stalking someone on social media!!
9. Get rid of that tummy to look attractive. If you want her not to have that tummy, you get rid of it first.
10. No smoking / drinking.
11. Be a geek…