The land of Australia.
I’ve always thought Australia would be an interesting, even fun place to visit one day. There are the funny accents. The Kangaroos. The food. Everything sounded awesome!
Everything, that is, except for the plants and animals inhabiting the area.
It seems that in Australia, everything is absolutely ridiculously oversized. I mean HUGE.
(That last word should be in bold. Hold on…)
I mean HUGE.
Prepare to be amazed (and very afraid). This is Australia.
1. Meet the Saltwater Crocodile
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
2. Imagine:
You get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. You turn on the light, open up the toilet, and see THIS:
I would probably wet my pants right then and there, how about you?
3. Spiders are even worse!
I hate the two creatures listed above, but nothing would make my heart stop like meeting THIS in my garage:
4. Even if you don’t SEE the spiders, you know that they’re there.
This is because many parts of Australia are often completely covered in tons and tons of spider silk. Known as spider frost, it’d be a surefire way to make sure no one walks on the grass in national parks!
5. Scary animals are EVERYWHERE.
Trying to fill your car up with gas? Death.
Trying to put on your shoes? Death.
Trying to eat out of your lunchbox? You guessed it!
6. Even the plants can kill you.
This is the Araucaria Pine Cone. It’s been known to kill humans when it falls on them. I wonder why.
Ladies and gentleman, I’m afraid. Very afraid.
Thanks for Reading
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