Girls:
When I was a young girl, I was fat, had short hair, and looked like the stupidest creature to ever exist. I looked dumb and unattractive. I thought I would remain ugly forever. Beauty seemed to be a characteristic which I would never be able to possess throughout my entire lifetime.
Then puberty occured. Yes, it did hit me hard.
This is me now.
Boys:
Damn, you should have seen me when i was a kid. I was fat and ugly. Everyone made fun of my weight, my looks and my stupidity. I didn’t have a jawline, I didn’t have cheekbones, I wasn’t slim and I had fats all over my body. I looked somewhat similar to this.
When I was 14 or 15 years old, I reached puberty. I started to become more weird looking. My hands and legs looked longer than my body. After puberty, I gained some height and everything went back to normal. My body parts started looking proportionate to each other. I also lost some weight because I played a lot of sports.
Fast forward a few years after puberty. This is how I look nowadays.
*Don’t laugh at me please*
Question: What are you not good at?
I am shy to admit this. But I really suck at art. I’ve never been good at it. I was an enthusiast about drawing and painting when I was a kid, but my enthusiasm declined after people made fun of my sloppy and lame drawings.
Take a look at some of my drawings and see for yourselves. (Warning: You may puke after looking at it).
Okay, please stop laughing at me now! I know those were horrible :/
Question: How are you different from your spouse/life partner?
- She is from Russia. I’m from the South Pole.
- She has long, wavy and blonde hair. I have no hair.
- She is a non vegetarian. I am a proud vegetarian who eats chicken daily and mutton only on weekends.
- She is short like a dwarf. I’m tall like a tree.
- She wears short skirts. I wear T-shirts.
- She plays basketball. I play NBA in my PlayStation.
- She’s a vocalist. I’m a rapper (follow me on spotify).
- She’s white. I’m green.
- She’s bisexual. I’m demisexual.
- She likes dogs. I like wolves.
Question: What is "2+2"?
I will try to answer this as easily as I can. I won’t solve it in an extremely complicated way like the other wannabes out here. I will try to solve this in a straight and simple method.
2 + 2
= 2 + 0 + 2
= (1 + 1) + (0 + 0) + (1 + 1)
= 1 + (1 + 0) + (0 + 1) + 1
= 1 + (1 + 1) + 1
= 1 + 2 + 1
= (1/2 + 1/2) + (1 + 1) + (1/2 + 1/2)
= 1/2 + (1/2 + 1) + (1 + 1/2) + 1/2
= 1/2 + (3/2 + 3/2) + 1/2
= 1/2 + 3 + 1/2
= (1/4 + 1/4) + (3/2 + 3/2) + (1/4 + 1/4)
= 1/4 + (1/4 + 3/2) + (3/2 + 1/4) + 1/4
= 1/4 + (7/4 + 7/4) + 1/4
= 1/4 + 7/2 + 1/4
= 1/2 + 7/2
= 8/2
= 4
Question: Can you tell me something inspiring?
Five minutes ago, I was a nobody. I had no social life. I had no friends. I had no money. I was a failure. I was a loser. I was lonely and broke. I was a living piece of trash.
Then things changed. I stopped being a loser and started to work towards being an achiever instead. I deleted all my social media accounts (except Quora cause I had to write this answer right), broke my TV and threw away my laptop. I stopped dreaming and started working instead. I started reading self help books, joined the gym and started blogging. Now I’m a future millionaire. No one can stop me now.
Question: Do you have a pretty smile?
Nah, I look ugly when I smile. I have pale and yellow teeth. My smile makes me look more unattractive than I already am. My smile looks dirty and unappealing.
I really need to go to the dentist and wear braces. This is how I look when I smile.
I’m ugly, right?
Question: What are some of the best screenshots you have taken on your mobile phone?
Ooooo this seems like a good question for me to gain a lot of upvotes. I just have to upload screenshots which are funny enough and I won’t have to write anything creative. Okay, so here we go…….
*posts screenshots of dank memes and savage comments
*Gets 6.4k upvotes
Question : Who is the most overrated celebrity/which celebrity doesn't deserve the fame they have?
Bollywood fans:
SONAM KAPOOR AHUJA
She is a product of nepotism. She cannot act. She is famous because of her father. Oh, and she’s also a hypocrite as well. She is the most hypocritical actress in Bollywood. She shows off too much. She is not humble. She is a stupid bitch. She doesn't deserve her fame. Blah, blah, blah……..
Question: Who is the most hard working person ever?
Almost everyone:
ELON MUSK
He works 2897 hours a week. He never sleeps. He is our saviour who will protect humanity by sending us all to Mars if Earth ever has a doomsday. He is our hero. He is a legend. He is a star. Everyone is wasting their lives while he is sending cars to space. Y’all suck lol.
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