Most Laziet Person in the world
He would come home from work and lay down on MY futon, that I had just bought, and he would stay there all night..
After all we all are so lazy that we wouldn’t even sit up to take his socks off, or bend over to take them off before laying down (I don’t think I ever once saw him sit). He would lay there like a beached whale while using one foot to push the sock off the other foot, and then vise versa… It usually took him about a half an hour, the majority of the time was the first sock, since he had to use a socked foot to maneuver the other sock.. It was actually quite entertaining the first 5 times I witnessed this…
And then he would push the dirty socks down the side of the futon up against the wall.. I could always tell how many days it had been since I last cleaned (He didn’t clean either, though he was nice enough to always soak my cast iron pans in the sink) because I just had to count the pairs of socks that I had to remove from between the futon and the wall.
I won’t mention the time I came home and could hear snoring while walking up the stairs, get into the apartment and there is my room mate, in the middle of the summer, in a snow suit, unzipped down to his crotch, covered in urine with porn blaring as loud as the TV would go.. I’m not going to mention that.. I’m also not going to mention the puke all over the bathroom, or the bottle of Hot Cock brand lotion on the sink…😀
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