Why is Ben Shapiro so aggressive against Greta Thunberg?

Why is Ben Shapiro so aggressive against Greta Thunberg?

Ben Shapiro has worked for everything he has all his life. Even at the age of 12, Ben knew just what he wanted out of life. That’s right, Ben Shapiro has always wanted to be a professional musician.

At the beginning of his performance video, the announcer gives away little Shapiro’s intentions.

Also, he [Shapiro] wants to be the first [Orthodox Jew] to give a concert at Carnegie Hall.

To this day, Shapiro still hasn’t gotten to show off his violin skills at Carnegie Hall. The left just seethes when Shapiro destroys liberals with facts, but they never care about his feelings. Sure, Shapiro may have a career as a conservative commentator, a beautiful wife (who is a doctor), and a podcast, but all those wonderful things still can’t fill the musical void in his soul.

Shapiro has occasionally tried to get back into music again. He tried being a music critic But the world wasn’t ready for Shapiro’s musical FACTS and LOGIC. Since he couldn’t play music professionally, and his hot takes on music criticism were sadly unappreciated, Shapiro abandoned his dreams and became a conservative commentator instead.Enter 

Greta Thunberg.

The liberal media wants to portray this overexposed little girl as Saint Thunberg. And it’s true, she has given speeches on climate change that have reduced liberal men to tears. But that’s not the reason Shapiro is so aggressive towards Thunberg, despite what the MSM wants you to believe. Shapiro is resentful of Thunberg because, unlike Shapiro, Thunberg did become a professional musician.

This wouldn’t be the first time a Swedish musician gained international success. For better or worse, Sweden did unleash ABBA upon the world. But Greta Thunberg is no dancing queen. Thunberg has taken a chance on a different Swedish musical tradition. And she performed her first single at the UN Summit.

That’s right, my fellow Quorans, Greta Thunberg is now a Swedish death metal singer. Following in the tradition of death metal greats like Entombed and Opeth, Thunberg will now focus on her burgeoning career in the music world.

Entombed

Opeth

Greta Thunberg

Currently, Thunberg is working on her first album, How Dare You. She has not announced a release date yet, but Thunberg has assured her fans that she is taking this very seriously.

After Thunberg’s shocking entrance into the music business, Ben Shapiro was reminded of his childhood dream. He isn’t a 12-year-old anymore, despite looking like one, but his youthful passion for violin has never gone away. He tried once more to show his violin skills to the world.

But sadly, it was not meant to be. In a moment of desperation, Shapiro even tried his hand at the rap he hates so much with his cover of Cardi B - WAP.

Sadly, he can’t say the “P” in WAP as evidenced by his constant repetition of “wet-ass p-word”. Perhaps if his wife (who is a doctor) informed him how a p-word works, Ben would have done the song justice.

As it stands, Ben Shapiro will never become a professional musician on par with Greta Thunberg. And so Shapiro gets aggressive with Thunberg, not because of politics, but because of a misplaced sense of jealousy. Perhaps Shapiro will realize the fact that he has a wonderful life regardless of Thunberg’s ambitions, but it will take some time and soul-searching before Ben makes peace with his feelings.

Or, you know, maybe Ben Shapiro is aggressive against Greta Thunberg because he’s a right-wing troll.

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